So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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