dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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