I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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