Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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