Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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