I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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