Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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