Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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