I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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