i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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