I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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