so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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