She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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