great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
