I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize