maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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