pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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