he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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