Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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