Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
