Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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