i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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