So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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