yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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