I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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