a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
drinking out of a sandbucket again
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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