he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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