Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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