isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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