Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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