Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just googled if crying burns calories
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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