I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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