idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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