Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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