just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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