Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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