You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Everything about him screamed your future.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
