He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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