i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
