Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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