So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Please don't give away my fajitas
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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