I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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