I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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