they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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