you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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