that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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