Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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