And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
