we made out on top of his cat.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
