1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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