he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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