your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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