I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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