Soap is not a condiment
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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